Professional Courtesy

I give you…

Lawyer jokes told by lawyers.

Why do pharmaceutical companies use lawyers rather than lab rats for testing?
Lab personnel don’t get emotionally attached to lawyers.
Lawyers do things rats won’t.
Animal protection groups don’t get nearly as excited. 
Some people actually LIKE rats.

Did you hear about the terrorists who took a whole courtroom full of lawyers hostage?
They threatened to release one every hour until their demands were met.

What happens when you give Viagra to a lawyer?
He gets taller!

What’s the difference between a vulture and a lawyer?
A vulture doesn’t get frequent flyer miles.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
It takes 300 million of them to make one human being.

– m

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